i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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