You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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