Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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