I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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