lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Help me help you realize you are a moron
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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