I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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