I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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