I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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