I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
its liver damage thursday
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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