well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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