Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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