Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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