I should be sponsored by Trojan
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I want her autograph on my taint
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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