yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i now understand why vodka
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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