But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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