How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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