She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
May the power of my ass compel you!!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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