Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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