Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Come see our sink grown plant.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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