She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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