you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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