things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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