Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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