Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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