Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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