theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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