no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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