What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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