Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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