This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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