You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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