Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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