Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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