you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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