What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
