Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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