i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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