why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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