That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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