I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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