I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We are all done wearing pants today
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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