is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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