I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just invented taco cereal.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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