Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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