I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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