Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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