the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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