You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
where are my eyebrows?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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