is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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