so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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