he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I AM VODKA MAN
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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