I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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