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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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