But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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