id be glad to
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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