Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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